Perfect School by Pete

I had just finished watching a movie. The movie was the Three Hundred Spartans. Then I realized I had two minutes to get to third period. I couldn’t miss science! Today they were going to send five volunteers to China in a rocket. I wanted to go to China. So I quickly rented some free rollerblades to zoom down the hall to science. On the way to science I saw other kids whizzing by to get to their specialists classes. I could hear the kids in music class screeching on their violins and violas. The sound of paint splattering hits my ear as I pass the art room. Finally, I’ve made it to science class. I take off my rollerblades and slip on my regular day shoes. I open the door the first sound that hits my ears is the sound of clapping. Then I realize that the rocket must have already gone off to China, without me.  I was so distraught that I walk right out of the science room, slamming the door behind me. Suddenly I see something that turns my attitude in a completely different direction. I see another kid use his key-card to get into the Bifrost Room. A Bifrost is giant cannon that shoots you at light speed to another place as far away as you want. As long as your back by 7:00 curfew. So I decided to take the Bifrost all the way to China. As soon as I got to China I ran to a Chinese restaurant and bought some dumplings and crab ran goons. I grazed on them until I was full. The only thing I actually liked in China was the food. It was not as great as I thought in China. I mean, I couldn’t even understand anyone there. So I decided to shoot myself all the way back to Blue Guinea Pig University. I’m never going to volunteer ever again.

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