Persuasion Letter and Song by Stefan

Why I think I should have an underground cave in my room.

I think there should be an underground cave in my room for many reasons.

• When my brother (Julien) and I get into fights, I could just escape to my room.
  
• You and I both benefit because you could relax instead of breaking up fights all of the time.
  
• You wouldn’t have to waste time telling me to go outside and play a sport.
  

For all of these reasons I believe that you should get me this underground cave.  To make it even easier to say yes, I’ll do the dishes for the week leading up to the time that I ask you. You will benefit even more than me. You would also get to come down into the cave with me and whenever you want!

Just about every single person that I had talked to that had asked for this has gotten it, loved it, and even their parents said they were happy they gotten it for their kid. The parents weren’t hearing nearly as much pestering from older siblings.  The parents would even relax and do everything in the cave while the kid who they bought it for was out at school.

If you say no, don’t think about what I lose but think about the opportunities you miss out on too. You would miss out on the chance of a:

• Basement sauna
  
• Basement shower
  
• Loads of storage area
  
• A spot to put a sun lamp so you could read on the “beach”.
  

I have already figured out the price.  There is this place that sells them cheaper than the rest. There cost is $100,000.00 bucks and judging by the customer reviews, they say to drop the idea since it’s impossible to get out of the cave.  The manufacturers changed it so it said it is impossible to get out of the cave because of how nice it is.

This is why  I think I should have an underground cave in my room.

Song
You gotta crave the cave
You gotta crave the cave
You have to be very very brave, to savor the cave.

The cave is the best it aint at all like the rest.
The comfort is great
But it can disintegrate
You put your head on the headrest
You put yor foot on the footrest
You do whatever you need to do in the cave that you gotta crave.

You can put any thing you like, in the cave
 From smooth water to a rippling shockwave.
You have to be brave, to put up with the cave
And brave you will be, if you crave the cave.

You gotta crave the cave
 You gotta crave the cave
You have to be very very brave to put up with the cave.